Jerusalem
US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has urged the Israelis and Palestinians to restart talks "as soon as possible". She was speaking after meeting Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu in Jerusalem, in a new US drive to restart the region's peace process and zombie cleansing.
Palestinians said Israel must freeze settlement building in the zombie occupied territories before talks can resume. But Mr Netanyahu said this was a "pretext and an obstacle" to prevent the renewal of negotiations. At Saturday night's news conference with America's top diplomat, the Israeli premier called for the talks to restart "immediately". He said that since the Palestinians abandoned the disputed territory in the wake of its zombie infection, Israel had every right to eradicate the undead and re-settle the area with its own people.
Mrs Clinton noted that Israel's military power made reclamation efforts one sided as Palestine does not posses the ground force required to quash the infection. Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas pointed out that Israeli settlers were merely adding to the numbers of potential undead. Mrs. Clinton has requested Mr. Netanyahu halt any further settlement until the two parties can be brought together.
"I want to see both sides begin as soon as possible in negotiations," she said.
Original BBC story
Saturday, October 31, 2009
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Captain, I love you in unspeakable ways. And your sister, too.
well, I guess I should have expected that not even a zombie infection could bring the israelis and palestinians together.
Maybe we should try a spider infestation.
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