Monday, November 16, 2009

Zombie-in-Training Program

This is the kind of forward-thinking you expect from the Russian people. This is an actual news story.

MOSCOW - Russian police have arrested three homeless people suspected of eating a 25-year-old man they had butchered and selling other bits of the corpse to a local kebab house.

Suspicions were raised when dismembered parts of a human body were found near a bus stop in the outskirts of the Russian city of Perm, 720 miles east of Moscow.

Three homeless men with previous criminal records have been arrested on suspicion of setting upon a foe with knives and a hammer before chopping up his corpse to eat, local investigators said in a statement.

"After carrying out the crime, the corpse was divided up: part was eaten and part was also sold to a kiosk selling kebabs and pies," the prosecutor's main investigative unit for the Perm region said.

It was not immediately clear from the statement if any of the corpse had been sold to customers.


Michele said...

Now, you all know why I don't eat meat. You just never know.

Captain Dumbass said...

Guess it wouldn't be bad in a pie.

Strange Voices in My Head said...

The ZIT program? Really... Yeah, maybe vegetarianism isn't so crazy.

Keely said...

Well, now, that's just industriousness.

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